Happy now, bitches?

Ok, so I have been MIA for quite awhile. You happy now? I am back.

It's funny, I was constantly thinking of things to blog about while I was on my hiatus, but I just couldn't bring myself to actually post anything. I don't know what it was... I just didn't feel like it. Let's figure out what is was:

• Did visiting Maryland suck the life out of me?
• Did the infected IHOP eggs that nearly did aquakitty in impair my ability to formulate words?
• When my harddrive died and I lost 170 gigs of data did I go into a catatonic state?
• Did drinking with Stewie, FreakMagnet, Renaldo, Aric Blue, AceRimRat, meatyhook and several others put me at that much of a loss for words?
• Maybe I was just too busy listening to Ron & Fez, who finally found a new home on XM radio.
• Did helping Skat fix her blog just turn me off blogs for that long?

Maybe it was all those things and then some, maybe it was none of those things. I need to write more so I guess I am back. I need to try to keep this thing fairly updated.

Happy now, bitches?