I want my goddamn tater tots!
Damnit. Everyday (usually) I get breakfast from the shitty cafe downstairs in the building. Two eggs scrambled, tater tots, and lightly toasted rye w/ butter. The eggs are usually "ok" but sometimes they suck. I don't know how someone could repeatedly fuck eggs up, but they do. The only thing that is good day in and day out are the tater tots. They make them delicious. I don't know why someone would sell their soul to the devil for perfect tot making skills, but Mike in the cafe must have done it.
Anyway, I go down there today, I walk in and right away they are apologizing that they don't have tater tots for me. Fuckers. I was looking forward to tots all morning.
Of course the eggs sucked today and the butter on the toast tasted like it sat out a little too long. And now I am just left with the fading memory of those magical tater tots.
Anyway, I go down there today, I walk in and right away they are apologizing that they don't have tater tots for me. Fuckers. I was looking forward to tots all morning.
Of course the eggs sucked today and the butter on the toast tasted like it sat out a little too long. And now I am just left with the fading memory of those magical tater tots.
posted by fnordboy at 11:25:00 AM
3 Comments:
Do you put the tots in your pocket so you can save them for later?
Do they bake their eggs?
Baked eggs suck.
Nope, not baked. Fried on a griddle.
The problem, I think, generally is that he doesn't scramble them up enough. I need that shit fully mixed up.
Does he add a little milk, little salt, pepper, whisk them up? My mommy used to put some sort of green herb in them, and they were just DELICIOUS. I haven't been able to duplicate her eggs, though.
And Stewie, don't make fun of Shiki for saving his tots. He'll probably be hungry because he won't have eaten anything ALL DAY!!
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